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Post an awfull joke
10-14-2012, 12:30 AM
Post: #11
RE: Post an awfull joke
Did you hear about the engineer building a new type of rocket? He was having trouble with science friction!
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10-14-2012, 10:57 PM
Post: #12
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I was in home economics class when a girl came up to me and threw some cheese at my head. "That's not very mature is it?"

Lol

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10-17-2012, 07:44 AM
Post: #13
RE: Post an awfull joke
How do you make antifreeze?

...Hide her nightgown!

That works better verbally than written...
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10-18-2012, 06:51 AM
Post: #14
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Okay here's a horrible pick up line: "Hey baby do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a foot long." lol

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10-24-2012, 08:51 AM
Post: #15
RE: Post an awfull joke
Here's a Pokemon related one. Imagine that:

A Voltorb rolls into a Pokemon Center. It frantically jumps up and down saying "Voltorb! Volt! Volt orb! Volt! Voltorb, volt!" What is is saying?

"Help me! I think I have amnesia! I can't even remember my name!"
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04-19-2013, 04:30 AM
Post: #16
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Why are your lungs trapped?
Because they're in your ribcage!
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04-19-2013, 06:16 PM
Post: #17
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the light was green.
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04-21-2013, 04:20 AM
Post: #18
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Why did the dolphin cross the sea?

To get to the other tide! (I made that up when I was eight, I believed I was a comical genius)
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04-25-2013, 04:06 AM
Post: #19
RE: Post an awfull joke
There once was a lady from Brunt
Who stood in water up to her knees
This poem doesn't rhyme yet
But wait 'till the tide comes in
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06-03-2013, 09:40 AM
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Some cows decide to go to Jamaica. The steaks have never been higher!

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