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RE: Post an awfull joke - Strawberry Eggs - 10-14-2012 12:30 AM

Did you hear about the engineer building a new type of rocket? He was having trouble with science friction!


RE: Post an awfull joke - Joel From UK - 10-14-2012 10:57 PM

I was in home economics class when a girl came up to me and threw some cheese at my head. "That's not very mature is it?"

Lol


RE: Post an awfull joke - Strawberry Eggs - 10-17-2012 07:44 AM

How do you make antifreeze?

...Hide her nightgown!

That works better verbally than written...


RE: Post an awfull joke - KingOGreen2.0 - 10-18-2012 06:51 AM

Okay here's a horrible pick up line: "Hey baby do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a foot long." lol


RE: Post an awfull joke - Strawberry Eggs - 10-24-2012 08:51 AM

Here's a Pokemon related one. Imagine that:

A Voltorb rolls into a Pokemon Center. It frantically jumps up and down saying "Voltorb! Volt! Volt orb! Volt! Voltorb, volt!" What is is saying?

"Help me! I think I have amnesia! I can't even remember my name!"


RE: Post an awfull joke - MasterK - 04-19-2013 04:30 AM

Why are your lungs trapped?
Because they're in your ribcage!


RE: Post an awfull joke - ZombiMonky - 04-19-2013 06:16 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the light was green.


RE: Post an awfull joke - SionTheSheep - 04-21-2013 04:20 AM

Why did the dolphin cross the sea?

To get to the other tide! (I made that up when I was eight, I believed I was a comical genius)


RE: Post an awfull joke - Spiffy - 04-25-2013 04:06 AM

There once was a lady from Brunt
Who stood in water up to her knees
This poem doesn't rhyme yet
But wait 'till the tide comes in


RE: Post an awfull joke - Joel From UK - 06-03-2013 09:40 AM

Some cows decide to go to Jamaica. The steaks have never been higher!