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What did the snail say when it got onto the turtle?

Give up? FineDodgy

Me- "you got some Snu on your shoulder..."
Friend- "What's Snu?"
Me- "Not much, what Snu with you??"

Pause for a bit.

Rofl's all around!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was also dead
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first two monkeys
Why did the forth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure
Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? It wants to be a monkey
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

(He was feeling crummy.)

Hyuck Hyuck Hyuck.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?
What did Micky Mouse say when an elephant stepped on him?

Oh come on, ya'll are terrible at telling jokes! Let me hit you with this one:
Did you hear about the goblin who got his left arm and left leg cut off?

That's ok! He's ALL RIGHT now!

*I hope someone got this reference*
Me: I'm trying to talk my Girlfriend into cosplaying Lenora
eSeamus: Well there's nothing wrong with Lenora she's perfectly normal.

Yes it really did happen in the chat one night.
Micheal Jakson used Sky drop...

Baby fainted
Transformers 4.........
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